Song Details :
Artist: Bart Baker
Call Me Maybe Lyrics
I’m watching you in my yard, making my nipples rock hard
Wish you’d lose the bodyguard, so I could lick your face.
I love your black nappy hair, and those suits that you wear.
I’m wearing your underwear that I stole from your place.
I’m a total psycho
Spying through a window
I’ll kill that Michelle hoe
And take over as first lady
Hi, nice to meet you
I’m frigging crazy
When I kill your wife
You will marry me
Carly Obama will be my new name
I’ve been your stalker since your first campaign
Whoa I don’t know you
You’re frigging crazy
You look like a dude
Your eyes are lazy
And you need to stop stalking me
Your pale skin and bangs are super creepy.
You might not realize it yet
But we’ll soon be having sex inside the Oval Office
You’re totally insane
Maybe if I wash my car it will make your weenier hard.
Please stop or I’m gonna barf, you look worse than McCain.
Now I’m gonna fall off of this car’s wet hood top
Oh my head hit a rock
OMG it’s really bloody
I snuck in your room while you were away
And stole your boxers
They smell good, don’t they?
Get those damn boxers out of my face
Or else I’ll gonna call the C.I.A.
No! Please I love you!
Just give me one taste.
Take one step closer and I’ll scream out rape
Wait! Who the hell is that guy playing the bass.
Oh that’s Osama
My death was a fake.
When people fake losing their life it makes me look bad.
How could you do that?
This makes me so so mad.
But secretly I’ve always liked your sexy beard and hat.
Will you be my man
Will you call me maybe?